Introducing a new form of communication:
potato-shaped.
Why ePotato?
Here are a just a few advantages of virtual potatoes over regular potatoes:
Ecofriendly:
Sending an ePotato is much better for the environment than sending a regular potato! Its milliseconds of server time over growing, fertilizing, transport and more!
Emoji-Supporting:
Unlike regular potatoes, ePotatoes have full emoji-support. If your phone can display emojis, your ePotatoes can too!
Non-Consumable:
Potatoes are needed in this world for nutritional purposes. Dont be careless and take potatoes away from the hungry to send messages. Send ePotatoes.
Instant and Secure:
As you of course know, a standard potato delivery can take up a week if youre shipping internationally. ePotatoes are delivered worldwide, instantly, with end-to-end AES encryption. They truly embody the future of communication.